Tonics & Twisted Chasers
Info from gbvdb.com:
Sold through Rockathon, when Pete Jamison was still running it.
Pete posted to PB to announce their availability, and listed the color and pressing count info. Ordering instructions were included, and list of specifying colors, but required alternates to be listed as well. Members were limited to two LPs a piece. The instruction gave the option.
This LP was a fan club only release, and was initially available for purchase exclusively online. The LP contains 19 songs written and recorded solely by Robert Pollard and Tobin Sprout. The limited album was later reissued in 1997 on Rockathon Records with 5 additional tracks, which are also reviewed below.
Side
A:
Satellite-
3 A
shoe-string, psychedelic folk opener. Out of tune, razor thin
guitars drunkenly pluck away with a simple, dreamlike Pollard hook.
Dayton,
Ohio- 19 Something And 5-
5 Beautiful
basement pop. Repetitive fuzzy, hazy. Memories of late humid summer
days, backyard beer guzzling nostalgia. Grab your lawn chair and
reflect.
My
Thoughts are a Gas (Fucked Up Version)-
1
Indeed the fucked up version. Precursor to a lot of the buried
nonsense that would eventually frequent Pollard's future solo
records.
Knock
‘em Flying-
3
The
demo version of what would later appear on Mag
Earwhig!
Awkwardly constructed, but more effectively stripped down.
This version is more satisfying than the future LP release.
Top
Chick Silver Chord- 2
Eerie and
downtrodden tune, but
far from memorable. More like a bronze track than silver.
Key
Losers- 5
Despite the title, this is one of the highlights of this
record. An acoustic track, with big, sad as hell choral bellows. A
weepy sing-a-long. Grab a beer for this one.
Ha
Ha Man- 4
Short song with buzzing
guitars, and mid-90's Pollard signature high notes. Surreal, British
vocal outro is killer.
Wingtip
Repair- 2
Nonsensical piano jam with some vocals sprinkled carelessly in
for good, or poor measure.
At
the Farms- 3
Slow, nostalgic basement
ballad. Sounds a bit like something off the first Airport 5 record
(Tobin and Bob)
Side
B:
Unbaited
Vicar of Scorched Earth-
3 The
return of the REM influence is present here, as indicated in the
instrumental first minute. The second minute finds Pollard crooning
hypnotic, but decent melodies over said REM jangles.
Optional
Basses Opposed- 4
Punk-pop, garage
fuzz soaked tune with some sweet and simple vocal hooks.
Look,
It’s Baseball- 4
Dual hushed vocals
over quiet buzzing acoustics and ambient hum. Midnight
recording lo-fi of sadness and regret. Beautiful.
Maxwell
Jump-
2
One of the harshest recordings since,well, almost all of Vampire
on Titus.
The song is also kind of a forgettable short snippet. Deadpan vocal
melodies bring a close to the song after muted guitar and vocals
string it along.
The
Stir-Crazy Pornographer-
4 Strung-out
and deeply depressing, but of course in a nonsensical lyrical kind of
way. Song sounds like it’s waking up from...
158
Years of Beautiful Sex-
3 Drum
machine sounds almost as silly as this ass backwards title. Mildly
hooky, stream of lyrics song with cool electric guitar dynamic near
the end.
Sadness
to the End- 2
One of Tobin Sprout’s most disappointing songs. Singing out of key
in Pollard's signature style as he strums a guitar with kind of
reckless abandon. One of the most slap-dashed Sprout GBV
contributions.
Reptilian
Beauty Secrets- 3
What ended the LP is a fitting, industrial tinged nightmare of a
song. Machinery noises akin to a David Lynch soundtrack blow steam in
the background while a distorted Pollard repeats “over and out”
as if it were a desperate plea through a transistor.
Long
as the Block is Black- 2
A completely depressing
and down trodden song with electric guitar squeals arranged over
eerie acoustic swirls.
Jellyfish
Reflector- 1
Sounding reminiscent of bad funk soul rocker. Sounds more like a
terrible Pavement outtake, bad vocal effects and all.
The
Kite Surfer- 2
Not really worth hearing, lo-fi electric strums with an out of
tune Pollard warbling over said chords, for unfortunately a little
too long. Difficult feat when considering this baby is under 2
minutes in length.
Girl
From the Sun- 4
An early sketch of
“Do the Collapse.” Rough, buzzing, dead drum hits,
and spacey British, urgent vocal harmonies.
The
Candyland Riots- 3
Tick-tocking guitar plucks eerily ring out while Pollard croons some
sad drivel over them. Not one for the mix-tape but intimate and
ultimately intriguing. If Pollard had hijacked an early Sebadoh tape
and sang some tear-inducing harmony over it, this song would the
result.
How could you not give Unbaited Vicar 5 stars? Fucking love that song....I like Jellyfish Reflector too.
ReplyDeleteAgreed! Same with 158 Years of Beautiful Sex.
DeleteI agree with both of you. Also Top Chick Silver chord is a damn five. At least a 4
Deletelistening to this album right now. really need to listen to this more often. love it. unbaited vicar is still amazing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe their most underrated album! There's some fantastic hooks on here.
ReplyDeleteTOP CHICK SILVER CHORD IS A 5. What’re you thinking bud?
ReplyDelete"Girl from the sun" should have been a hit single. just as it is.
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